Now you too can roleplay a Hamburglar
HappyMeal.com v3.0. As you would expect — codes with every Happy Meal. Two servers, one named “Golden” and one names “Arches.”
Today’s kid world is tomorrow’s teen world is day after tomorrow’s adult world. I look forward to seeing Olive Garden’s world and Ruth Chris’ world and so on, someday.
*(I don’t actually know if you can roleplay a Hamburglar).
/roll 20 against dex… Critical success, I steal your hamburger AND fries.
As the ultimate grief play move, you can infiltrate everyones’ happy meal inventory and replace their fries with apple alternatives.
I’m kidding. Though grief play should probably be their top priority, along the same focus as ToonTown gave it.
MMO Franchise Opportunities FTW!!